A master in a pseudo-science lecturing the great unwashed. How utterly unique in my experience. Proffering that freshly minted degree like a rolled up magazine at Rover.
Straight from the graduate program at good ole Slippery Rock:
Fundamentals of Environmental Systems (3) – Sun warm, night cold.
Environmental Auditing (3) – how to avoid detection when your thumb is on the scales
Environmental Communications and Reporting (3) – The sky is falling! Death to all in 10 years or less!
Environmental/Energy Law and Policy Development (3) – cars for me, not for thee
Environmental Risk Assessment (3) – how to keep the Earth in permanent stasis just like it was when I was a child, forever.
Principles of Waste Management and Pollution Control (3) – poop and scoop, one sheet only, white roof, bicycles
New Technologies in Environmental Management (3) – aggressive EPA legal dept
Land and Water Resource Management (3) – their kind must not control land and water
Watershed Planning Management (3) – Why water usually sheds downward
Principles of Air Quality Management (3) flatulence in cows, man, fish gas is more dangerous than you think
Land Use Management (3) – the mechanics of managing other people’s land
The shortcomings of the Chicken Little Endeavours are discussed in Env Comm and Reporting.
I understand the top tier school curricula includes
How to Avoid Succumbing to Hysteria in the Face of Inevitable Doom
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